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在假日的時候,放鬆心情出外走走,
偶然停下步來,從那小小的取景器內,
看看從未停下來的世界,
把不能留的留下,因為下一秒不是這一秒
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Mark K
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Subject: Old Lady in Court
Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping
up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner
passed away some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: Hell No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive
and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old
legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And
that's when I shot the son of a b!tch !!
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